FINALLY, the wait is OVER
As of today, I fuck off from TNBase for 2 months or so, until I get my SAF driving licence and am ready for details. Will be spending my next 2 months at Sembawang. This post is specially dedicated to the few people who have made my life a living hell and the few who have given me hope to hang onto the light.
Living Hell
Person #1 -
"Godzilla", "He who does not velcro", "Viking Kong/ King of Monsters", "play your mother chee bye"and "Master Swearer)
Reason -
He is THE boss of the office, mainly because his boss the Officer Commanding is normally not in the office. He is actualy nice guy, but at times he can drive me so fucking mad, I wanna stuff a shotgun up his arse and pump it full of lead. Especially terrible, is his habit of calling people to do stuff like 30mins to an hour before work ends. Also, he likes to give people repeat work ... ... and he curses a hell lot, I mean like damn vulgar (tt's why we called him "Master Swearer" and other more vulgar names). Squeezing off from him is also goddamn hard .... even though he promises it, you may not neccessarily get it .... which brings me to the next point -> He is also quite forgetful .... .. (which is good when he calls me to sign confinement but forgets to endorse it later), but also irritating when I pass work to him then he forget/ looses the docs ... Other then that, he is actually an awesome commander. Loves to talk cock also, which is very good.
Person #2 -
Baikah 的黑人 (which also means crippled blackie)
Reason -
This SOB is one fucking prick, luckily I only had to deal with his slopy attitude in the last week, and not from day one. Talk cock bodoh, try to build reputation/ climb over people's heads ... On day #1 he claimed to be in Ah Siao's batch at BMTC, (what he fucking did not know was that Swee Swee was Ah Siao's church and School friend). Swee Swee subsequently placed this ladyboy cunt in his place when he tried to boast about ties with Ah Siao.
Asked me to help him with work, when it was his turn to do work today, he siam here siam there like a puki. Last week I asked if I could use his PC's microsoft words to type some sai kang, he told me his PC don't have. I went to Godzilla and was redirected to his PC, after which he lan lan let me use, I realised he was using MWords all this while ... (like fucking selfish right ...) Then just now I told Godzilla I need that cunt's help with some work cause I damn fucking busy. The crippled bitch had the audacity to say he also damn busy. I was dman pissed off I told him off infront of Godzilla and I quote "like real sial, I see you whole day read book only" that managed to put the twerp in his place again. goddamn asswipe is what he is ... fucking clerk fucker lazy like fuck wayang leg injured to get down pest .. unpatriotic fuck PUI ~! If it were up to me, I'd post him out of my unit to some low ass shit hole somewhere far away from his home.
Hang on the Hope
Person #1
Carrot - undoubtly the most hard working person around the room (even more than myself). Mr. Nice guy really goes out to make my day. I bought him a drink last week, which is definitely lesser than what he has done for me. He came in about 2 weeks after me and under studied under me. What I can say is that he is trustworthy enough to depend on as well as produce proper work, not half Fuck standards that alot of people produce (Even I have produced half fucks on certain days). I have yet to see him do that, though last week he finally got so pissed he cursed Godzilla's "Chee Bye".
Person #2
Swee Swee - Came to the office a few days after me, from week one we clicked well. He is one hilarious nigga, and also happy go lucky. I also learnt from him some "survival" skills like cover backside, convenient lying, pushing blame. None of which we should use in the normal world, but saved me many confinements in the office. Daring also, speaks in "our code" infront of Godzilla, not afraid to play around with fire and test the waters with Godzilla, which gives me the needed adrenaline rush once in a while and the laughs till stomachaches.
Person #3
The Sarge studying part time - Anohter nice guy, though I did not have much tiem to interact with him, he does come in sometimes to bookout vehicles and at the same time talk some cock/ teach us about the cultures/ survival skills. He also willing to share his experiences as a regular.
Person #4
Ah Siao - Newer and much younger then Godzilla, but much higher in rank. Ah Siao is a very nice guy, has covered our asses with the chocolate bars on his shoulders a few times as well as made life simpler. Once a while he also comes into our cubicle to talk cock and MouseHunt. Without him around, Me, Swee Swee and Carrot would never have been able to enjoy certain benefits as well as get out of sticky situations.
Luckily for me, the number of good guys out number the bad asses. But I can only say once more, office work is NOT THAT EASY. Also, I learnt another lesson today.... the most hard working guy in the office will nearly always kena taken advantage of, although he also does escape from trouble based on "good conduct" at times (hope Carrot don't learn it the hard way like I did ...) Main reason being, if you keep doing your work nice, people get more dependent on you, Godzilla gives you more and more to do and expects more from you. Eventually, when you fuck up, he will try to clobber you and tear you up like warm bread. For me, I was lucky to have protection from da Kit Kat bars of Ah Siao.
Living Hell
Person #1 -
"Godzilla", "He who does not velcro", "Viking Kong/ King of Monsters", "play your mother chee bye"and "Master Swearer)
Reason -
He is THE boss of the office, mainly because his boss the Officer Commanding is normally not in the office. He is actualy nice guy, but at times he can drive me so fucking mad, I wanna stuff a shotgun up his arse and pump it full of lead. Especially terrible, is his habit of calling people to do stuff like 30mins to an hour before work ends. Also, he likes to give people repeat work ... ... and he curses a hell lot, I mean like damn vulgar (tt's why we called him "Master Swearer" and other more vulgar names). Squeezing off from him is also goddamn hard .... even though he promises it, you may not neccessarily get it .... which brings me to the next point -> He is also quite forgetful .... .. (which is good when he calls me to sign confinement but forgets to endorse it later), but also irritating when I pass work to him then he forget/ looses the docs ... Other then that, he is actually an awesome commander. Loves to talk cock also, which is very good.
Person #2 -
Baikah 的黑人 (which also means crippled blackie)
Reason -
This SOB is one fucking prick, luckily I only had to deal with his slopy attitude in the last week, and not from day one. Talk cock bodoh, try to build reputation/ climb over people's heads ... On day #1 he claimed to be in Ah Siao's batch at BMTC, (what he fucking did not know was that Swee Swee was Ah Siao's church and School friend). Swee Swee subsequently placed this ladyboy cunt in his place when he tried to boast about ties with Ah Siao.
Asked me to help him with work, when it was his turn to do work today, he siam here siam there like a puki. Last week I asked if I could use his PC's microsoft words to type some sai kang, he told me his PC don't have. I went to Godzilla and was redirected to his PC, after which he lan lan let me use, I realised he was using MWords all this while ... (like fucking selfish right ...) Then just now I told Godzilla I need that cunt's help with some work cause I damn fucking busy. The crippled bitch had the audacity to say he also damn busy. I was dman pissed off I told him off infront of Godzilla and I quote "like real sial, I see you whole day read book only" that managed to put the twerp in his place again. goddamn asswipe is what he is ... fucking clerk fucker lazy like fuck wayang leg injured to get down pest .. unpatriotic fuck PUI ~! If it were up to me, I'd post him out of my unit to some low ass shit hole somewhere far away from his home.
Hang on the Hope
Person #1
Carrot - undoubtly the most hard working person around the room (even more than myself). Mr. Nice guy really goes out to make my day. I bought him a drink last week, which is definitely lesser than what he has done for me. He came in about 2 weeks after me and under studied under me. What I can say is that he is trustworthy enough to depend on as well as produce proper work, not half Fuck standards that alot of people produce (Even I have produced half fucks on certain days). I have yet to see him do that, though last week he finally got so pissed he cursed Godzilla's "Chee Bye".
Person #2
Swee Swee - Came to the office a few days after me, from week one we clicked well. He is one hilarious nigga, and also happy go lucky. I also learnt from him some "survival" skills like cover backside, convenient lying, pushing blame. None of which we should use in the normal world, but saved me many confinements in the office. Daring also, speaks in "our code" infront of Godzilla, not afraid to play around with fire and test the waters with Godzilla, which gives me the needed adrenaline rush once in a while and the laughs till stomachaches.
Person #3
The Sarge studying part time - Anohter nice guy, though I did not have much tiem to interact with him, he does come in sometimes to bookout vehicles and at the same time talk some cock/ teach us about the cultures/ survival skills. He also willing to share his experiences as a regular.
Person #4
Ah Siao - Newer and much younger then Godzilla, but much higher in rank. Ah Siao is a very nice guy, has covered our asses with the chocolate bars on his shoulders a few times as well as made life simpler. Once a while he also comes into our cubicle to talk cock and MouseHunt. Without him around, Me, Swee Swee and Carrot would never have been able to enjoy certain benefits as well as get out of sticky situations.
Luckily for me, the number of good guys out number the bad asses. But I can only say once more, office work is NOT THAT EASY. Also, I learnt another lesson today.... the most hard working guy in the office will nearly always kena taken advantage of, although he also does escape from trouble based on "good conduct" at times (hope Carrot don't learn it the hard way like I did ...) Main reason being, if you keep doing your work nice, people get more dependent on you, Godzilla gives you more and more to do and expects more from you. Eventually, when you fuck up, he will try to clobber you and tear you up like warm bread. For me, I was lucky to have protection from da Kit Kat bars of Ah Siao.
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